between him and me

During family scripture time:

Me: "We need to remember to always choose the right."

Ande: "Well, I am going to choose the left."

Me: "Choosing the right means to choose to do good things."

Ande: "Yeah, and bad guys always choose the left."

And when he's feeling a little British, he'll slip one of these phrases into a conversation:

"Do you like my turtle?"

"For later!"

(both spoken in a British accent of course)

Then, there's the days when he uses his construction worker, "gotta dump my load," voice. This voice is a little harder to explain, but just try to imagine a constipated, 40 year old, smoker dude.